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Can someone please help me understand this?

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takshiyamamoto:

Watching Hannibal is like watching everyone in the show drive their own car that’s going 10 mph, so they have plenty of time to avoid collision and turn away, but instead they all end up running into each other and it’s a huge pile up and no one knows who to blame for this huge car crash and Hannibal is sitting on the sidewalk in a lawn chair drinking red wine and smirking to himself.

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takshiyamamoto:

Watching Hannibal is like watching everyone in the show drive their own car that’s going 10 mph, so they have plenty of time to avoid collision and turn away, but instead they all end up running into each other and it’s a huge pile up and no one knows who to blame for this huge car crash and Hannibal is sitting on the sidewalk in a lawn chair drinking red wine and smirking to himself.

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a guide to fahrenheit for the rest of the world
- : die
0-10 : also probably die, but you still have to go to school
10-20 : what the fuck i'm freezing my ass off
20-30 : i can't feel my face
30-40 : suck my dick winter im not wearing this winter coat
40-50 : THE SUN, I CAN TELL THE SUN IS HERE
50-60 : IM WEARING FUCKING SHORTS
60-70 : holy shit,.. this is heaven. im in heaven,
70-80 : *wears a grass skirt and congas around the state*
80-90 : okay its kinda hot but I CAN GO SWIMMING OUTSIDE, FUCK YES
90-100 : is it hot in here or is it just me
100-110 : OKAY IT'S HOT IN HERE
110-120 : stand in front of an open refrigerator to survive
120-130 : cactuses only
130+ : you are literally on the fucking sun
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rmichaelwahlquist:

lunaeb:

If you say you don’t need this on your blog, you are lying.

A future conductor!

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theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

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electricalice:

I think I made myself sad.

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