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Die Taubenpost. Why at midnight did you tell me to listen to it? Why did it have to be then? Why couldn’t it have been in the afternoon when we had this conversation and my brain was in filter mode?

Well, hell. If you want me to send you a CD my pigeon post, I will. Dammit.

"It’s Schubert. And it’s me."

Way to make me feel like crap when I’m trying to sleep.

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transpadfoot:

juliacaroled:

Harry you lil shit.

You can definitely see the James in him.

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maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

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jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas

what kind of things have you seen

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lizclimo:

happy easter 

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heartatwork:

lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

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anuvia:

cinnamonfart:

"OH MY GOD FROZEN DISNEY ONLY EVER DOES MOVIES ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE THEY’RE SO RACIST I HATE THEM"

Disney only does movies about white people.

It’s disgusting

How they never have

any people of color

from any other cultures

And they totally glorify the white man

And totally marginalize their plights

And overall refuses to give children of color characters to relate to

Those racist bastards.

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